Erics Loves and Hates

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• SLOW PEOPLE!! You know those people who walk like a lifeguard on baywatch runs! Slow as molasses! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT PUNKS!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• When there is a group of trendy punk little smart asses standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just standing there talking and blocking my way!!! Bloody snotty people think they are god almighty and you can just stop and talk wherever or whenever they please, learn some manners you stuck up people!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• When people don’t watch where THEY ARE GOING! Then they plow into me and say “oops, sorry”. Or “watch it”. NNNYAAAA!!! Like it couldn’t possibly be their fault that we collided. Oh, heaven forbid your holy graciousness being the cause of something bad…..RRRRRR!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• When some rich stuck up piece of shit white trash person gets in a car wreck with their brand new car!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• When some stupid retarted kid blows his damn hand off because he couldn’t figure out that a lit fuse means that the firecracker is going to go off soon! HAHAHA!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• OOOOOOOOJAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WORTHLESS TRIAL!!! Who in their right feeeeearrrRIGIN mind would care about that trial??!? It’s not any different from any other murder trial! Tell those worthless reporters to get a life! And what the hell do we have to gain by watching that stupid trial anyway!!? It’s not news! It’s a trial! Not news! Trial! Trial does not = news!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• Jon Binay however the flip you spell her spoiled name Ramsee!!!! We don’t care! Good flipping riddens!!! What the flame do you expect if you flicking put your kid in all these beauty pageants when she's 4 years old!! Makes her look like a SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• STUPID PEOPLE!!! Why must so many people be so stupid!!?

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• Making fun of stupid people doing stupid things! Like one time when I was watching this freshman try to get on a computer that needed a password… he typed the password…… and waited. The retard didn’t press enter or anything. He just waited. Then he started cussing at the computer saying it was screwed up. Then the freshman went and got a teacher and the flippin teacher could not figure out why it wasn’t going anywhere!!! JESUS!! Personally I think they should be smacked across the face a couple million times er so….. Give or take 1.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• Natural SELECTION!!!!!!!!! God damn it’s the best thing that ever happened to the Earth. Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organisms….. but it’s all natural!! YES! I wish the government would just take off every warning label. So then all the dumbasses would either severely hurt themselves orDIE! And boom, no more dumbasses. heh. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• RUDE PEOPLE THAT CUT!!!!! Why the flip can’t you wait like every other human on earth does. If you cut, you are the following: Stuck up, self centered, selfish, lazy, impatient, rude, and….. Damn I ran out of adjectives. Anyway. Every flippin line I get into I end up having to wait a flaming hour when there WAS only me and 1 other person in the line! Then the asshole lets all his/her so called friends cut in behind em!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• LIARS!!! OH GAWWWWWD I HATE LIARS. And living in this neighborhood there are thousands of them!!! Why the flip must people lie so damn much! Especially about stupid things! Like “Yeah, I just bought 5 cases of M-80s in Oklahoma for about $5. And they are legal there and everything. Yeah my parents buy most of my guns, every once in a while I’ll use my 4,000 dollar paycheck and buy a shotgun or 2. And my brand new hummer just broke down on the highway when I was going 250mph. Stupid cars.” Like that. Now, which flaming part, if any, would a normal human being believe? And that's just one person!! Another BIG example is Brooks Brown (303-***-****). Now, according to him, he has a 215 IQ, 5 other homes (2 in Alaska and 3 in Florida), 95mph fastball (he is only 16), runs a mile in about 5 minutes, has an uncle that is the former head of all the armed forces and had access to…..Theee Button…. his other uncle is a multi-millionaire that lives in downtown Detroit, and his neighbors are the chick that sang “r.e.s.p.e.c.t.” and the lead singer of Aerosmith. And that same uncle owns 30% of the stock of that Tylenol company, and his grandparents give..GIVE…him about 1000 dollars for each month, and his other Grandpa can blow up every house in America because all the houses have C-4 foundations. Again, according to Brooks Brown. OK, when people lie it’s not that impressive., noone believes it, it sounds just plain stupid, and its a friggin waste of my time. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• R rated movies on CABLE! My DOG can do a better damn editing job than those tards!!! For the sake of all television they can at least try to make it sound like actual words the person would say! If you have ever seen Aliens or Predator you’ll know what I’m talking about. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• Windows Keys!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• WAREZ!!! Why pay when it’s free?

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• People who think they can forecast the weather!!! Then they think everyone else will think they are cool just because you said that we were gonna have a 4 foot blizzard starting today! Like just the other day, this punk I know was saying.. “Yeah tomorrow we are gonna get like, 2 feet of snow in just a few hours, they were saying it’s gonna be the biggest snow in ten years. Yeah. It’ll be -60 outside too.” And that say we get an inch of snow and it’s 26 out.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• Cuuuuuuuuhntryyyyyyyyy music!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• Zippo Lighters!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who say that wrestling is real! Now, I’m talking about the matches like Hulk Hogan or Undertaker. If you think that these matches aren’t faked and that those guys really are punching and breaking arms, then please mail me. I would love to know where you live so I can BOMB your fucking house and ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR ARMS!🙂

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• YOUNG SMOKERS! They think they are so god damn cool with their big bad cigarettes and their “sooo cool” attitude. I can’t wait till they are about 25 and have to breathe through their friggen necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their former-vocal cords. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• PAYING FOR MY CAR INSURANCE!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who are against the death penalty!!! I think the courts should flaming dry every convicted felon out there!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• SCHOOL!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• SCHOOL WORK!

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!!!?

• COMMERCIALS!!! OH GAWWD I HATE COMMERCIALS!!! The only ones I MIGHT like are previews and some car commercials. But jesus christ, all those Lotion, PERFUME, Makeup, JCPENNYS, Joslins, food, coffee, or advertisement commercials! Please! Destroy them all! Never record another! They suck! They are only funny the first time! Think up other stuff! They suck! They are stupid! We get sick of them VERY FAST! VERY! VERY! FAST!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who don’t believe in personal hygiene. For the love of god and for the sake of god, CLEAN UP! Fucking people with 2 inch fingernails and a whole fuckin pot full of dirt under them and raggy ass hair or shirts stained to hell. Or people that just plain stink, and they don’t do anything about it. Now, I’m not making fun of anyone if they can’t help it, or can’t afford it or anything like that, that's not their fault, but if you're some kid driving a Ford Explorer and have yellow teeth, then that’s just plain unhuman. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who use the same word over and over and over plain! Like, “actually”, or “fuck you”, or “bitch”. Read a fuckin book or two, increase your vo-cab-u-lary ya fucking idiots.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who try to impress me by TRYING to brag about the militaries weapons! Now, to some of you this might seem weird, but it’s happened. Like this, “dude, they just came out with this new chemical that can destroy Denver using only a cubic inch of it. The military is keeping it all locked up because if it gets too close to water it explodes, and the force would create a crescent earth, maaan”. Yeah, right, bullshit. Or like this, “Dude, the Air Force has tracked Santa Clause for like, 10 years now, he is real man it’s all a cover up” or “The Air Force just made a plane that can bend light man, it’s completely invisible”. Now, this is just some of the shit I’ve heard. It makes me SICK. And they aren't even in the fucking military nor do they know anyone that is! 

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!!?

• People who think they are martial arts experts! They are all cocky and thnkin that they are all big and bad. Saying bullshit like, “yeah if you snap your fingers right here the sound waves will melt the brain and you’ll die from your own brain pouring out your ears.” or “if you flick someone right here their arteries will burst and they will drown in their own blood.” Fuckin hate it when they keep sayin “your own”, like it would be someone elses!?!? Then these shitheads get in real life fights and they get their fuckin asses wooped all over the place by some little girl.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• STAR WARS FANS!!! GET A FaaaaaaRIGIN LIFE YOU BORING GEEEEEKS! 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• RACISM!!! ANyone who hates blacks, asians, mexicans, or people from any other country or race just because they aren’t from here or are a different color… woopie freakin doo man. And that goes for black people too. I’ve seen people on Ricki Lake or Oprah or whatever saying things like, “white boy, whitey, you say dat cuz you be white, yea, you white people all the same, so she baaad, I bet he did dat stuff cuz he a white boy”. Allll that stuff just pisses me off to no end. It is possible for BLACKS to be RACIST too ya KNOW….. People who think that should be drug out in the street, have their arms ripped off, be burnt shut at the stumps, then have every person of the race that YOU hate come out and beat the crap out of you. You people are the scum of society and aren’t worth a damn piece of worm crap. You all are trash. And don’t let me catch you making fun of someone just because they are a different color because I will come in and break your fucking legs with a plastic spoon. I don’t care how long it takes! And that's both legs mind you. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• THOSE FREAKIN ADVERTISING FOR CHARITY CALLS! People saying “Hi, I’m not selling anything but”-- good, now shut the flip up and go get a real job! –well! You are so rude!”-- Damn strait and if you don’t get off my line I’ll come down to your building and shove that phone list up your arse and take the phone and shove it up your boss’s arse! “Click” heeeheeee, that would be cool.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• When people mispronounce words! And they don’t even know it too. Like acrosT, or eXpresso, pacific (specific), or 2pAck. Learn to speak correctly morons.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• When people drive really slow in the fast lane!!! GOD!!! Those people do NOT…NOT..NOT..NOT know how to drive!! Anyone who knows anything about driving knows that if you are passing someone or going really really really fast, you should stay in the slow lane!! Anyone caught doing that should be sent to every driving class available for a flaming year!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• THE “W.B.” network!!! OH JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD ALMIGHTY I HATE THAT CHANNEL WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. Their stupid “dubba dubba hey dubba hoe dubba B dubba boo dubba foo dubba dubba wubba lubba HEY dubba hoe dubba” CRAP!! Are they purposefully doing that just to piss me off!!!??? JESUUUUS!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• Basketball

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• PUFFY DADDY OR PUFFY COMBS OR PUFFY SMALLS OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS!! I hate that guy!!!!! Why doesn’t anyone “bust a cap” in his ass??? He can’t even rap worth a damn! All his songs are like “mmm yeah huh Uu Uu Uu yeyah mgmmmmbmm yeeeeyahh jjjjeya Uoo UUuu….. Mmmtmdlkg mmmmmmmtgmmmm yaaahhh…. Uu…” and stuff. I HATE THAT GUY!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO ANIMALS!!!!! The only promise I make in this whole page is this: if I ever see anyone on god’s green earth harm a dog or be mean or unkind to any mammal, I will SEVERELY hurt you, I sear to god, I swear on my computer, on my car, on my fucking LIFE I will hurt you.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• Driving FAST!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• SKA!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• Good, fast, hard, stong, pounding TECHNO!! Such as KMFDM, PRODIGY, ORBITAL, RAMMSTEIN, and such.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• RAPPERS AND THEIR OH SO SMOOTH COOL SUAVE RAPPER ATTITUDE!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• RAP VIDEOS!!! Every geeeawd damn one of them is the same! 5 chicks all with color coordinated outfits and little nylon jackets and spandex pants dancing around while some dorky rapper moans and groans around and drives a fancy car and waves his arms around acting like a freaking DORK!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• HOMOSEXUALS!! It’s just plain WRONG. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• People who tell me what I think or what I do or what I should say ! Sometimes it’s ok like if it’s a psychiatrist or something, but if it’s just some other “dude” at school telling me I should’nt think something or some teacher telling me I can’t go down some hallway, then I say FUCK YOU I do what ever the figgide flame I want!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• G rated MOVIES!! Like the Lion King or HERCULES or Warriors of Virtue. I don’t care who they are made for I DON”T LIKE THEM!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• FREEDOM!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!?

• U.S.A.’s La femme Nikita. Stupidest damn show I have ever seen. Little swat team navy seals wanna be dorks. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!!?

• PUNCHING THINGS!